Cu unguri…

Tanarul ungur se casatoreste cu o romanca, si in noaptea nuntzii tatal ii da sfaturi: – Copile, cand ajungi in fata usii cu mireasa s-o iei in brate sa vada ca ungurul e PUTERNIC, intri in camera si o arunci pe pat cu dispret ca sa vada ca ungurul e MANDRU, apoi te dezbraci ca … Citește mai mult

Tipuri de sex…

1. HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. 2. BEDROOM SEX – After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. 3. HALL SEX – After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other … Citește mai mult